An itinerant saleman for a children's encyclopaedia was concluding a highly-charged sales talk. As the young mother wavered, he turned to her five-year-old son and said, "Ask me a question, Sonny. Ask me ANYTHING you want to know, and I will show your mother where she can find the answer in this wonderful book. In fact, if we can't find the answer to your question in the encyclopaedia, I'll quit my job!"
It turns out that the salesman is selling vacuum cleaners now.
So, what was the question that the boy asked? He asked, "What kind of a car does God drive?"
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