Are you a monkey’s uncle? Of course not! But if you seriously swallow the theory of evolution or its “softer” variants, you may be admitting that in a certain way. Do we really believe that God created the world in six literal days? To answer with another question: Which miracle that Jesus did required millions of years to happen after He spoke? The raising of Lazarus? The feeding of the 5,000? The calming of the storm? Let us not reduce God to bite-sized portions by questioning His ability to create miracles at once. This is the whole point of the story of Creation—the Glory of God in His creative power.