The black comedy has just begun. And it will continue. Surreal and raunchy and bitter and true. Peruse these 32 short-short stories at your leisure. You can read one in 9 minutes. And maybe you'll recognize a Neanderthal friend or colleague, or a self-amputating Roman soldier, or a scrotum punching Gargoyle, or an amoral Catfish, or a well-oiled Gallows, or a love-hungry Milkmaid, or a 1920s Indiana Klansman, or a horny Teamster, or a distorted vision of your own dear Mother, or a boy-child President who can bite my Schlong!